i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
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Another girl being pretty does not make me ugly,
Another girl being smart does not mean I’m not smart.
Another girl being liked does not mean I am unliked.
I am perfect and incredible just the way I am, and any other girl is perfect and incredible just the way she is.
Girl competition needs to stop, and self love needs to start.
I want to be a hippie surfy beach bum and live off everything natural and pure
But I also want to be high class rich and fashionable
Maybe I’ll just be both
"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise
"self respect" isn’t wearing clothes that cover you up, it’s wearing whatever the fuck you feel good and comfortable in
Call me baby, call me princess, call me angel. Buy me underwear and let me sit on your lap, play with my hair and treat me like a precious little angel. Touch my thighs like you can’t get enough, kiss me and love me forever.
How to make me fall in love:
• Notice my eyes
• tell me you want to do nothing all day but watch movies
• play guitar, play for me, for hours
• cheesy jokes
• make coffee for me
• take me to see live music
• dance with me in the kitchen at midnight to jazz from the 20’s
• I don’t know… Just let me be me and you do you… And we’ll do each other
・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ I just want someone to pin me down and give me lots of hickeys and bruises and make me moan and scratch me up and totally dominate me. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚✧
